{"id":82,"date":"2008-08-28T08:22:20","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T15:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2008-08-31T07:07:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T14:07:51","slug":"an-olympic-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"An Olympic joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I&#8217;ve been telling this one for a couple weeks and I really like the way it works, so while the memory of the China games fades:<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do they fill Olympic swimming pools?<\/p>\n<p>A: Michael Phelps.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t find this funny, of if it doesn&#8217;t even seem to be a joke, it might help to know that this joke is actually dependent on another, older Olympic joke:<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do they fill Olympic swimming pools?<\/p>\n<p>A: Mark Spitz.<\/p>\n<p>See?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that this is my blog entry on the day that Obama is speaking at the DNC convention. But certainly you&#8217;re getting enough of all that, and I didn&#8217;t want to do it during the Olympics cause you were getting enough of that then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I&#8217;ve been telling this one for a couple weeks and I really like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[12,55],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main-blog","tag-jokes","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leon.ingulsrud.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}